yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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