Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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