Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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