I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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