I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize