is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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