Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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