I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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