I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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