my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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