some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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