just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Bring me that man meat
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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