that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Watching her eat just hurts me
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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