im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
