so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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