We're facebook friends in real life
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize