He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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