and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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