Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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