R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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