i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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