It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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