it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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