I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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