The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
even my farts smell like vagina
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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