So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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