im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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