I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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