When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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