Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.