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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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