My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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