This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Non-Jews are for practice
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
