I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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