Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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