I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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