Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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