Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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