I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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