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If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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