is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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