I hate all girls vehemently.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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