Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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