You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
we should paint friendship bongs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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