I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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