and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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