A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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