I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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