i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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