I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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