she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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