All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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