his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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