YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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